i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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