margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
love makes seman taste better
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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