The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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