She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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