last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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