Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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