Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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