Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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