We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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