Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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