Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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