I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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