Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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