just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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