Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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