That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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