sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
