Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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