WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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