i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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