so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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