JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You were trust falling into bushes
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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