physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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