So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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