Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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