Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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