...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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