How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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