If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I intend to get homeless drunk
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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