There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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