good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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