Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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