i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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