Grow some girl-balls and come out already
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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