the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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