you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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