I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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