that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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