READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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