Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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