IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
