LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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