Why are handjobs necessary in class?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
then he tried to convert me to islam
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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