haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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