i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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