Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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