Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
