I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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