Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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