You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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