Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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