Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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