So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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