I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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