I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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