And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm always down for nudity.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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