Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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